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If it's dribbling that suggests an infection. Odd taste in porn you have... pus-y rather than pussy.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsOriginally posted by vetran -
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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I got sent this today:
George Michael has sympathised with the captain of the stricken Italian liner saying "I'm often left abandoned and lying on my side with a badly damaged bottom after a nights cruising."Comment
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and my favourite comparison of the week:
Having a girl with a tattoo on the back of her neck is much like having a bathroom with a magazine in it - it gives you something to read whilst in the sh|tter!Comment
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Pure goldOriginally posted by oracleslave View Post
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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A husband was visiting his wife who was in a coma in hospital. The doctor suggested that some sort stimulation could help her to recover consciousness. During the conversation the husband mentioned she enjoyed oral sex and he could try it on his wife in the privacy of the intensive care room. The doctor agreed.
After a few minutes the alarm sound and the husband ran out of the intensive car room. “What happened” shouted the doctor, The husband replied, “I was trying oral sex and she stared choking,”"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Having that.Originally posted by oracleslave View PostJust saying like.
where there's chaos, there's cash !
I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!
Lowering the tone since 1963Comment
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Most of them have got the "bigger" down to a T.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostJust saying like.
where there's chaos, there's cash !
I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!
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