Reply to: Just remembered this joke

[wobbegong]

I got sent this today:

George Michael has sympathised with the captain of the stricken Italian liner saying "I'm often left abandoned and lying on my side with a badly damaged bottom after a nights cruising."

Q: What have George Michael and a Wellington boot got in common?

A: They both get sucked off in bogs.

[suityou01]

Isn't that the bloke from masterchef?

The one in the stripey tights you mean? I thought that.

[Freamon]

Women with an inflated (heavy on the inflated there) opinion of themselves

Isn't that the bloke from masterchef?

[suityou01]

Women with an inflated (heavy on the inflated there) opinion of themselves

I want to unsee this

[Arturo Bassick]

Women with an inflated (heavy on the inflated there) opinion of themselves

Most of them have got the "bigger" down to a T.

[darmstadt]

Women with an inflated (heavy on the inflated there) opinion of themselves

[Arturo Bassick]

I got sent this today:

George Michael has sympathised with the captain of the stricken Italian liner saying "I'm often left abandoned and lying on my side with a badly damaged bottom after a nights cruising."

Having that.

[Paddy]

A husband was visiting his wife who was in a coma in hospital. The doctor suggested that some sort stimulation could help her to recover consciousness. During the conversation the husband mentioned she enjoyed oral sex and he could try it on his wife in the privacy of the intensive care room. The doctor agreed.

After a few minutes the alarm sound and the husband ran out of the intensive car room. “What happened” shouted the doctor, The husband replied, “I was trying oral sex and she stared choking,”

[suityou01]

I got sent this today:

George Michael has sympathised with the captain of the stricken Italian liner saying "I'm often left abandoned and lying on my side with a badly damaged bottom after a nights cruising."

Pure gold

[oracleslave]

and my favourite comparison of the week:

Having a girl with a tattoo on the back of her neck is much like having a bathroom with a magazine in it - it gives you something to read whilst in the sh|tter!

[oracleslave]

I got sent this today:

George Michael has sympathised with the captain of the stricken Italian liner saying "I'm often left abandoned and lying on my side with a badly damaged bottom after a nights cruising."

[hyperD]

A man walks into the doctor complaining of 5 penises, and the doctor asks him how his trousers fit. Like a glove said the man.

[suityou01]

If it's dribbling that suggests an infection. Odd taste in porn you have... pus-y rather than pussy.

Innocent yoof

[d000hg]

Got ripped off the other night. I bought this naughty video entitled "Jordan's 'See my dribbling ****'".

If it's dribbling that suggests an infection. Odd taste in porn you have... pus-y rather than pussy.

[eek]

This is better endowed