Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke
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Her knitwear is of inferior quality, as if the clothing is blocking off an essential lane of my body, for the rest of my bodily traffic to drive around. Futhermore the clothing materials are of such intrusive construction that when worn you feel like you are being watched of filmed, and you pathetically beg to not be noticed or may even resort to charging false allegations of assault to restore the feeling of decency before you wore the clothes; if any at all had existed before - which is doubtful.
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