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    #11
    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    This will be my first 'getting canned' meme thread.

    Let me milk the moment
    And don't punch anybody in the office, that's also MFs meme...

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      #12
      Originally posted by russell View Post
      If you get stuck without a contract, I will loan you a few grand to keep you going.
      No thanks Rus. Wouldn't want you having to 'liquify' your assets now, would we.
      When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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        #13
        Originally posted by AtW View Post
        And don't punch anybody in the office, that's also MFs meme...
        Been there, done that, didn't even get canned for it. It was a proud moment.
        When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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          #14
          Aww Testie.. Am really gutted to hear this. I have everything crossed for you...

          BTW who was the client and the agent again???
          'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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            #15
            Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
            Aww Testie.. Am really gutted to hear this. I have everything crossed for you...

            BTW who was the client and the agent again???
            NLUK....what has happened to you ?

            No 'not cut out' or 'read the guides' ???? You're losin' it man
            When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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              #16
              Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
              NLUK....what has happened to you ?

              No 'not cut out' or 'read the guides' ???? You're losin' it man
              Reading the Inability to stop questioning tulip design and standards thread I think many of us are past caring.

              My only concern is why haven't you followed her home and fixed her pussy (oops I meant killed her cat) yet.
              merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                #17
                Why didn't you just come out and say it:
                Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by eek View Post
                  Reading the Inability to stop questioning tulip design and standards thread I think many of us are past caring.

                  My only concern is why haven't you followed her home and fixed her pussy (oops I meant killed her cat) yet.
                  If she hadn't had a face like a blistered pisspot I might have used a 'charm' approach

                  But, you're well right about the 'past caring' thing. I think i need a change from retail banking
                  When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                    If she hadn't had a face like a blistered pisspot I might have used a 'charm' approach

                    But, you're well right about the 'past caring' thing. I think i need a change from retail banking
                    That examples it. There always seems to be an awful lot of people in that industry trying to protect their backsides by blaming someone.
                    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
                      I'll give you 9 for style
                      WSMACJS

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