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Yeah, I think they'd be better for some poncey haute cuisine canapes.Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostYou'd need a few for a decent sized omelette...

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Twelve days since last egg was laid.
Lots of sitting on nest, rearranging (turning?) eggs, and being fed caterpillars by doting hubby.
Incubation is normally 12-15 days.
All eggs still present and in tact.Comment
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First of May = Blue Tit Day!
A big welcome to baby Double-A.

Photo to follow as soon as she stops sitting on him!Comment
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He must have popped out in the last hour or so
Mum's not there atm.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012
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Yep - it was like the bloke watching the penguins. After watching all morning, I went out for lunch and got a call from the babysitter to say he'd arrived! He doesn't look very lively, but he did pick his head up for some grub.Originally posted by Zippy View PostHe must have popped out in the last hour or so
Mum's not there atm.
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All happening now!
Baby 3 (at last count!)
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