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    Do you ever do that thing...

    when someone in the office has stinky feet and you have to nip to the loos to have a surreptitious sniff to make sure it's not you?

    #2
    No. Was it you?

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      #3
      Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
      when someone in the office has stinky feet and you have to nip to the loos to have a surreptitious sniff to make sure it's not you?
      I would be so confident it wasn't me I wouldn't have to.

      You clarty little pikey.
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
        No. Was it you?
        Don't think so. Think I pulled a muscle trying to connect foot with nose though.

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          #5
          Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
          Don't think so. Think I pulled a muscle trying to connect foot with nose though.
          You clarty, crippled, pikey.
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #6
            Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
            Don't think so. Think I pulled a muscle trying to connect foot with nose though.
            Lucky you didn't think it was your lady parts! Coulda put your back out!!
            'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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              #7
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              I would be so confident it was me I wouldn't have to.
              FTFY

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                #8
                Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                Lucky you didn't think it was your lady parts! Coulda put your back out!!
                Six posts in and we've got gusset sniffing. Good going even by CUK standards.

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                  #9
                  What do you do if you smell farts?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                    What do you do if you smell farts?
                    You usually know if you've farted. It's when the smell doesn't clear after a minute or two a surreptitious check in the loo is called for...

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