when someone in the office has stinky feet and you have to nip to the loos to have a surreptitious sniff to make sure it's not you?
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I would be so confident it wasn't me I wouldn't have to.Originally posted by k2p2 View Postwhen someone in the office has stinky feet and you have to nip to the loos to have a surreptitious sniff to make sure it's not you?
You clarty little pikey.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Don't think so. Think I pulled a muscle trying to connect foot with nose though.Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostNo. Was it you?Comment
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You clarty, crippled, pikey.Originally posted by k2p2 View PostDon't think so. Think I pulled a muscle trying to connect foot with nose though.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Lucky you didn't think it was your lady parts! Coulda put your back out!!Originally posted by k2p2 View PostDon't think so. Think I pulled a muscle trying to connect foot with nose though.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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FTFYOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostI would be so confident it was me I wouldn't have to.Comment
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Six posts in and we've got gusset sniffing. Good going even by CUK standards.Originally posted by northernladuk View PostLucky you didn't think it was your lady parts! Coulda put your back out!!Comment
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You usually know if you've farted. It's when the smell doesn't clear after a minute or two a surreptitious check in the loo is called for...Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostWhat do you do if you smell farts?Comment
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