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NLUKbot replied

20 January 2012, 19:35
Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

Six posts in and we've got gusset sniffing. Good going even by CUK standards.

NLUKbot database confirms new CUK record for *GUSSET SNIFFING*
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northernladyuk replied

20 January 2012, 19:29
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Lucky you didn't think it was your lady parts! Coulda put your back out!!

Ooh that was funny on Boxing Day! There was me thinking your privates had gone all gamey again after a 72 hour googlefest. I went to the little girl's room and it turned out that the sutures on my new designer vagina had gone septic and burst.

That's another Christmas we won't forget!
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DimPrawn replied

20 January 2012, 19:18
Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

You usually know if you've farted. It's when the smell doesn't clear after a minute or two a surreptitious check in the loo is called for...

Not if you are asleep at your desk and the smell wakes you up.
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mudskipper replied

20 January 2012, 19:15
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

What do you do if you smell farts?

You usually know if you've farted. It's when the smell doesn't clear after a minute or two a surreptitious check in the loo is called for...
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DimPrawn replied

20 January 2012, 19:12
What do you do if you smell farts?
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mudskipper replied

20 January 2012, 19:11
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Lucky you didn't think it was your lady parts! Coulda put your back out!!

Six posts in and we've got gusset sniffing. Good going even by CUK standards.
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mudskipper replied

20 January 2012, 19:05
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

I would be so confident it was me I wouldn't have to.

FTFY
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northernladuk replied

20 January 2012, 19:00
Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

Don't think so. Think I pulled a muscle trying to connect foot with nose though.

Lucky you didn't think it was your lady parts! Coulda put your back out!!
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suityou01 replied

20 January 2012, 18:43
Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

Don't think so. Think I pulled a muscle trying to connect foot with nose though.

You clarty, crippled, pikey.
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mudskipper replied

20 January 2012, 18:32
Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post

No. Was it you?

Don't think so. Think I pulled a muscle trying to connect foot with nose though.
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suityou01 replied

20 January 2012, 18:26
Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

when someone in the office has stinky feet and you have to nip to the loos to have a surreptitious sniff to make sure it's not you?

I would be so confident it wasn't me I wouldn't have to.

You clarty little pikey.
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Doggy Styles replied

20 January 2012, 18:24
No. Was it you?
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mudskipper started a topic Do you ever do that thing...

20 January 2012, 18:22
Do you ever do that thing...

when someone in the office has stinky feet and you have to nip to the loos to have a surreptitious sniff to make sure it's not you?
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