Do you ever do that thing...

[DimPrawn]

You usually know if you've farted. It's when the smell doesn't clear after a minute or two a surreptitious check in the loo is called for...

Not if you are asleep at your desk and the smell wakes you up.

[northernladyuk]

Lucky you didn't think it was your lady parts! Coulda put your back out!!

Ooh that was funny on Boxing Day! There was me thinking your privates had gone all gamey again after a 72 hour googlefest. I went to the little girl's room and it turned out that the sutures on my new designer vagina had gone septic and burst.

That's another Christmas we won't forget!

[NLUKbot]

Six posts in and we've got gusset sniffing. Good going even by CUK standards.

NLUKbot database confirms new CUK record for *GUSSET SNIFFING*