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Female G-spot 'may not exist'

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    #21
    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Has MF been submitting Urban Dictionary definitions again?

    His Benger (#3) was a classic
    Urban Dictionary: cuntractor

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      #22
      Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
      Dr Amichai Kilchevsky wants fumbling
      FTFY

      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      What a classic thread. CUK IT nerds discussing whether the female G-Spot may or may not exist. I think some of you are jumping the gun, I would suggest getting the confidence to talk to a woman before stammering would be a starting point.
      Pot, kettle, etc.
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #23
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        What a classic thread. CUK IT nerds discussing whether the female G-Spot may or may not exist. I think some of you are jumping the gun, I would suggest getting the confidence to talk to a woman before stammering would be a starting point.
        I tried talking to a woman once. I used the classic chat up line "there are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't". For some reason she just walked off. I dont understand it.

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          #24
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          I tried talking to a woman once.
          Of course you did.

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            #25
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            I tried talking to a woman once. I used the classic chat up line "there are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't". For some reason she just walked off. I dont understand it.
            Did you vocalise it "ten" or "one-oh"?
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #26
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              Did you vocalise it "ten" or "one-oh"?
              one-oh of course!

              I was going to follow up with the classic "what is green and commutes? an abelian grape". She is spiritually alot poorer for having missed that...

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                #27
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                one-oh of course!

                I was going to follow up with the classic "what is green and commutes? an abelian grape". She is spiritually alot poorer for having missed that...

                I would have stuck with "Do you like chicken, pet ?" for starters and see how that went
                When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                  I would have stuck with "Do you like chicken, pet ?" for starters and see how that went
                  Someone else has recommended "for a fat bird you don't sweat much" - what do you think?

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    Someone else has recommended "for a fat bird you don't sweat much" - what do you think?
                    It's a winner Tom.....along with "Do you sleep on your stomach ?"
                    When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                      #30
                      After being married for 25 years, I always find "Oi!!!, wake up and cop for this" never fails.

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