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Female G-spot 'may not exist'
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FTFYOriginally posted by OwlHoot View Post
Dr Amichai Kilchevsky wants fumbling
Pot, kettle, etc.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWhat a classic thread. CUK IT nerds discussing whether the female G-Spot may or may not exist. I think some of you are jumping the gun, I would suggest getting the confidence to talk to a woman before stammering would be a starting point.
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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I tried talking to a woman once. I used the classic chat up line "there are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't". For some reason she just walked off. I dont understand it.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWhat a classic thread. CUK IT nerds discussing whether the female G-Spot may or may not exist. I think some of you are jumping the gun, I would suggest getting the confidence to talk to a woman before stammering would be a starting point.
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Did you vocalise it "ten" or "one-oh"?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI tried talking to a woman once. I used the classic chat up line "there are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't". For some reason she just walked off. I dont understand it.
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one-oh of course!Originally posted by d000hg View PostDid you vocalise it "ten" or "one-oh"?
I was going to follow up with the classic "what is green and commutes? an abelian grape". She is spiritually alot poorer for having missed that...Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postone-oh of course!
I was going to follow up with the classic "what is green and commutes? an abelian grape". She is spiritually alot poorer for having missed that...
I would have stuck with "Do you like chicken, pet ?" for starters and see how that went
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Someone else has recommended "for a fat bird you don't sweat much" - what do you think?Originally posted by TestMangler View PostI would have stuck with "Do you like chicken, pet ?" for starters and see how that went
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It's a winner Tom.....along with "Do you sleep on your stomach ?"Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostSomeone else has recommended "for a fat bird you don't sweat much" - what do you think?
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