Female G-spot 'may not exist'

[Notascooby]

It's a winner Tom.....along with "Do you sleep on your stomach ?"

I always like the opener "I bet you a pound I can make your tits wobble without touching them..."

The least you'll get is a grope for a quid.

[doomage]

This is a proper mumsnet thread now

Maybe the g-spot is up the oxo tower, or somewhere in centre parcs.

[Arturo Bassick]

I always like the opener "I bet you a pound I can make your tits wobble without touching them..."

The least you'll get is a grope for a quid.

Put your watch to your ear then lean over and say "my watch says you are not wearing any knickers". When she says its wrong and she is, look at your watch and say "silly me its 5 minutes fast".

[TestMangler]

Put your watch to your ear then lean over and say "my watch says you are not wearing any knickers". When she says its wrong and she is, look at your watch and say "silly me its 5 minutes fast".

None of these silly chat up lines really work.

The only one that works, without fail, is "Does this hanky smell of chloroform to you ?"

They just fall at your feet...........

[Arturo Bassick]

None of these silly chat up lines really work.

The only one that works, without fail, is "Does this hanky smell of chloroform to you ?"

They just fall at your feet...........

I have had some success with "I wouldnt mind ******* you". I get slapped 9 times out of 10, but number 10 is always worth it. It is a failure rate I can live with.

[Notascooby]

I have had some success with "I wouldnt mind ******* you". I get slapped 9 times out of 10, but number 10 is always worth it. It is a failure rate I can live with.

By simply changing that to "I would like to ...." you may get 8 out of 10 (or 1 in 5 as 8 out of 10 really goes against years of primary school programming)