Reply to: Female G-spot 'may not exist'

[Notascooby]

I have had some success with "I wouldnt mind ******* you". I get slapped 9 times out of 10, but number 10 is always worth it. It is a failure rate I can live with.

By simply changing that to "I would like to ...." you may get 8 out of 10 (or 1 in 5 as 8 out of 10 really goes against years of primary school programming)

[Arturo Bassick]

None of these silly chat up lines really work.

The only one that works, without fail, is "Does this hanky smell of chloroform to you ?"

They just fall at your feet...........

I have had some success with "I wouldnt mind ******* you". I get slapped 9 times out of 10, but number 10 is always worth it. It is a failure rate I can live with.

[TestMangler]

Put your watch to your ear then lean over and say "my watch says you are not wearing any knickers". When she says its wrong and she is, look at your watch and say "silly me its 5 minutes fast".

None of these silly chat up lines really work.

The only one that works, without fail, is "Does this hanky smell of chloroform to you ?"

They just fall at your feet...........

[Arturo Bassick]

I always like the opener "I bet you a pound I can make your tits wobble without touching them..."

The least you'll get is a grope for a quid.

Put your watch to your ear then lean over and say "my watch says you are not wearing any knickers". When she says its wrong and she is, look at your watch and say "silly me its 5 minutes fast".

[doomage]

This is a proper mumsnet thread now

Maybe the g-spot is up the oxo tower, or somewhere in centre parcs.

[Notascooby]

It's a winner Tom.....along with "Do you sleep on your stomach ?"

I always like the opener "I bet you a pound I can make your tits wobble without touching them..."

The least you'll get is a grope for a quid.

[KimberleyChris]

After being married for 25 years, I always find "Oi!!!, wake up and cop for this" never fails.

[TestMangler]

Someone else has recommended "for a fat bird you don't sweat much" - what do you think?

It's a winner Tom.....along with "Do you sleep on your stomach ?"

[BrilloPad]

I would have stuck with "Do you like chicken, pet ?" for starters and see how that went

Someone else has recommended "for a fat bird you don't sweat much" - what do you think?

[TestMangler]

one-oh of course!

I was going to follow up with the classic "what is green and commutes? an abelian grape". She is spiritually alot poorer for having missed that...

I would have stuck with "Do you like chicken, pet ?" for starters and see how that went

[BrilloPad]

Did you vocalise it "ten" or "one-oh"?

one-oh of course!

I was going to follow up with the classic "what is green and commutes? an abelian grape". She is spiritually alot poorer for having missed that...

[d000hg]

I tried talking to a woman once. I used the classic chat up line "there are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't". For some reason she just walked off. I dont understand it.

Did you vocalise it "ten" or "one-oh"?

[Old Greg]

I tried talking to a woman once.

Of course you did.

[BrilloPad]

What a classic thread. CUK IT nerds discussing whether the female G-Spot may or may not exist. I think some of you are jumping the gun, I would suggest getting the confidence to talk to a woman before stammering would be a starting point.

I tried talking to a woman once. I used the classic chat up line "there are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't". For some reason she just walked off. I dont understand it.

[d000hg]

Dr Amichai Kilchevsky wants fumbling

FTFY

What a classic thread. CUK IT nerds discussing whether the female G-Spot may or may not exist. I think some of you are jumping the gun, I would suggest getting the confidence to talk to a woman before stammering would be a starting point.

Pot, kettle, etc.