involuntary spasm attack. How is it little old me can be entering agreement directly.

[sasguru]

Ah that explains it. Your incompetence (which is clear from your posts) was hidden thus far in third rate companies.
Now it will be made public, you may well start working with good people.
I don't expect this contract to last long, just like your other ones.

HTH

[d000hg]

Still sounds like a SME to me. I've worked for a SME that was 'global'. It just had a small office in a few other countries where it could hire a few support or sales staff, and sell its widgets under a local company name.

Problem is "multi-million" means anything from £2m to £999m, and a company with just a handful of people can be "multi-million".

[shaunbhoy]

Problem is "multi-million" means anything from £2m to £999m, and a company with just a handful of people can be "multi-million".

"Please take a seat. And your name is?"

"D000hg. But most people call me doofus"

"And your specialist subject?"

"Stating the bleeding obvious"

[d000hg]

There's more informational content in my last dump than your entire CUK posting history.

If you abided by your mother telling you "if you've nothing nice to say, don't say anything", your only posts would be in the word associations thread.

You're posting style is parasitic, you don't post anything original but rely on cheap insults which to you are apparently the height of wit.

In short, you make MF look interesting and funny.

[stek]

I thought the OP was moving to <placeholder for next country>?

[shaunbhoy]

There's more informational content in my last dump than your entire CUK posting history.

If you abided by your mother telling you "if you've nothing nice to say, don't say anything", your only posts would be in the word associations thread.

You're posting style is parasitic, you don't post anything original but rely on cheap insults which to you are apparently the height of wit.

In short, you make MF look interesting and funny.

Oh Boo Hoo!
Now are you going to pick up all these toys?

[Bunk]

I thought the OP was moving to <placeholder for next country>?

What are the chances of him ending up back in the UK and suddenly deciding it's the greatest thing since sliced bread?

[sasguru]

What are the chances of him ending up back in England and suddenly deciding it's the greatest thing since sliced bread?

FTFY


Chances are pretty high, although his crap reputation means he'll probably be on the dole

[scooterscot]

I thought the OP was moving to <placeholder for next country>?

Austria is a 30 minute drive away. I know folks in Hampshire that treble that time on a daily basis.

[scooterscot]

What are the chances of him ending up back in the UK and suddenly deciding it's the greatest thing since sliced bread?

About the same as throwing to paper clip made out of paper to take out a passing bullet zooming it's way to sasguru's temple, slim to non-existent.