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    #81
    Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
    Spartie - arent you a Jack? Thought you lot all shagged sheep anyway?
    hahahahaha I'm from the 'diff innit, we're not all green wellies and velcro gloves you know lol
    In Scooter we trust

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      #82
      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
      Isn't it time for an update?

      Did it all go to plan?
      The 'lady' stood me up twice. The end.
      <Insert idea here> will never be adopted because the politicians are in the pockets of the banks!

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        #83
        Originally posted by petergriffin View Post
        The 'lady' stood me up twice. The end.
        9 out of 10 of these sorts of meets end up like that.

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          #84
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          9 out of 10 of these sorts of meets end up like that.
          And, statistically, 19 out of 20 people enjoy a gang bang
          When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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            #85
            Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
            And, statistically, 19 out of 20 people enjoy a gang bang
            Now that cracked me up hahahahaha!
            In Scooter we trust

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              #86
              Originally posted by petergriffin View Post
              The 'lady' stood me up twice. The end.
              How can she stand you up when it was at her house?
              merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                #87
                Originally posted by petergriffin View Post
                The 'lady' stood me up twice. The end.
                Originally posted by eek View Post
                How can she stand you up when it was at her house?
                Is there a clue in the inverted commas? Was it a lady or a 'lady'?
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  #88
                  Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                  Is there a clue in the inverted commas? Was it a lady or a 'lady'?
                  Don't be rude.

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                    #89
                    When you say "stood you up twice" what exactly do you mean?
                    Just saying like.

                    where there's chaos, there's cash !

                    I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!

                    Lowering the tone since 1963

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                      #90
                      Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post
                      When you say "stood you up twice" what exactly do you mean?
                      Stood him up against a wall and took him from behind. Twice. After all, he said it was a 'lady'.
                      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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