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Married bird, what would you do?
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We already know this. Go Spartan!!! :-)Originally posted by The Spartan View PostHey I'm no film extra I am the STAR of the show mwahahahaComment
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Just wait a few weeks, and then sign-up to a WifeWatching forum.Originally posted by The Spartan View Post
Say my name, say my NAME!!!!
I bet there will be a thread saying "Why are all these new 'volunteers' IT Contractors?"Comment
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Had a similar 'offer' when a student. Gaff I was staying was a young couple and one day out of the blue he asked if I'd fook his missus while he filmed it(waving a camcorder around). I declined. She was fit, but she was an absolute bitch and I decided against it. When I declined he then begged me to film him fooking her. I left shortly afterwards.Originally posted by KimberleyChris View PostAlmost, but not quite.
I was approached by a couple when I was a young man, but I got one of the 'others' where the husband fancied a slice of me too. I'm just not wired up that way, so I said no.
Just Google 'wifewatching'What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Well my offer was way way back in the days of CB radio, if you remember that. That's how I knew them.
Fortunately a video camera then was a thing like a square bazooka that you carried on your shoulder!Comment
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You should've kicked her back doors in LAPD style and see how bitchy she was then, while she's squirming away mwahahahahaOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostHad a similar 'offer' when a student. Gaff I was staying was a young couple and one day out of the blue he asked if I'd fook his missus while he filmed it(waving a camcorder around). I declined. She was fit, but she was an absolute bitch and I decided against it. When I declined he then begged me to film him fooking her. I left shortly afterwards.In Scooter we trust
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Also, once got 'sounded out' by a lesbian workmate, who suggested I have an affair with her (bisexual) partner (by consent) for as long as it took for her to get pregnant.
Sadly, the bisexual one was the rather large and masculine-looking half of the couple, and the true lesbian was the 'femme'.
Life's like that.......Comment
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I wouldn't worry, dear. He used to like to watch but now he doesn't even notice once he's online.Comment
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Perhaps he's streaming it. Search the bedroom for wireless webcams :-)Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostI wouldn't worry, dear. He used to like to watch but now he doesn't even notice once he's online.Comment
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