Married bird, what would you do?

[Mr.Whippy]

My mate was once doing a married bird in her house while hubby was 'away' and while doing the deed, he turned round to see hubby, naked, in the bedroom doorway polishing the helmet. So beware.

Ah, the old "my mate" disclaimer

[TestMangler]

Fascinating story. What happened next? Clearly your mate got out alive

It wasn't getting out alave that worried him. Clearly, the hubby wasn't exactly angry.

He was more worried about having an old guy tossing over him, or, worse still making an attempt at 'playing at trains' and taking him up the gary. He did wreck their front lawn with his car in his escape though, as the hubby had arrived after him and he found himself 'blocked in' with the only means of escape being across the lawn he was some bloke, this mate of mine, when he was younger

[ChrisPackit]

He was more worried about having an old guy tossing over him, or, worse still making an attempt at 'playing at trains' and taking him up the gary.

This nearly happened to me years ago, when I went around a "mates" house (in his 40's) to look at his computer, who just happened to have a bird (in her 20's) and after several innuendo's, wanted me to nail his missus why he sat in the corner and had a wank.

Don't think I could perform under the pressure of someone watching me anyway. He'd be giving me marks out of 10 for form and creativity.

Lucky escape I think....

[BrilloPad]

Apart from MarillionFan and TestMangler, they say they've done it before, what would you do?

The facts:

- not a colleague
- slightly older
- looks allright
- says she's in an open marriage
- location would be hers when hubby's away

Would you trust her? Or would you ask husband's written permission beforehand?

Why wouldn't you?

Some peoople are very prudish about sex. Its only sex after all. I am sure her husband expects loyalty, not fidelity.

[The Spartan]

Ah, the old "my mate" disclaimer

WHS mwahahahaha

[shaunbhoy]

Smash her back doors in

You ARE Keith Lemon, and I demand my crisp £5 note!!

[Mich the Tester]

Testmangler attempting to persuade Doodab to come out for the evening.

Isn't coming out usually a bit more permanent than an evening?

[The Spartan]

You ARE Keith Lemon, and I demand my crisp £5 note!!

That guy cracks me up lol

[KimberleyChris]

Why not just ask HER what her husband 'wants' from the experience?

She already knows this, they will have talked about it between themselves before you got the invite.

Her answer will either be acceptable to you or unacceptable, but there will then be no nasty surprises in store for you if you go for it.

[The Spartan]

If he wants to watch that would be fine with me, but if he wants to instruct then that's not on I like to do things my own way