Its 10:30 on day one of a new contract. Surely the first disaster has occurred by now?
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You think he even made it away from SY02 without crying that they always pick on the new boy, so she can't make him goOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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He'll have to find the CUK again now, new clientco, new PC, no bookmark for CUKOriginally posted by eek View PostIts 10:30 on day one of a new contract. Surely the first disaster has occurred by now?
Should give us a couple of days graceCoffee's for closersComment
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Maybe SY02 has told him he's not allowed to play on the internet until he's tidied his room/garage/shed.
I'm guessing since the new arrival she's keeping his man-eggs in a jar by the bed.Comment
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Probably blubbing away in trap 2 with the stress of a new contract.
Any bets how long he'll last before leaving and blaming everyone and everything except himself?Hard Brexit now!
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whats a man-egg?Originally posted by Pondlife View PostI'm guessing since the new arrival she's keeping his man-eggs in a jar by the bed.Coffee's for closersComment
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Its a safe bet SY01 will walk before the newly arrived SY06 willOriginally posted by sasguru View PostProbably blubbing away in trap 2 with the stress of a new contract.
Any bets how long he'll last before leaving and blaming everyone and everything except himself?Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostIts a safe bet SY01 will walk before the newly arrived SY06 will
Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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