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    #41
    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    This one's better: http://forums.contractoruk.com/techn...l-onpaint.html

    He's asking for help how to draw a circle.
    And in both cases I seem to be the only person stupid enough to be helping him.
    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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      #42
      Originally posted by eek View Post
      And in both cases I seem to be the only person stupid enough to be helping him.
      If you give a man a fish he can feed his family for a day. If you teach him to fish then he can feed his family forever. In Suity's case he'd probably fall overboard though & pull you in when you attempt to rescue him.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #43
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        In Suity's case he will fall overboard though & pull you in when you attempt to rescue him.
        FTFY and if you look in technical even I've given up.
        merely at clientco for the entertainment

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          #44
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          If you give a man a fish he can feed his family for a day. If you teach him to fish then he'll overfish the area, leading to mass starvation for all nearby.
          FTFY
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            #45
            Originally posted by eek View Post
            FTFY and if you look in technical even I've given up.
            I'll never forget Suity's rant in Technical how there are no examples on interweb of how to databind to multi-dimensional arrays of multi-dimensional arrays in C#.

            It was at that point I realised he was a pure chancer.

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              #46
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
              I'll never forget Suity's rant in Technical how there are no examples on interweb of how to databind to multi-dimensional arrays of multi-dimensional arrays in C#.

              It was at that point I realised he was a pure chancer.
              You should see my last comment. I didn't mind the actual question because I know people who've encountered the same issues over the years and Google is sod all help when you try and solve the issue. However his total ignorance and clueless arrogance is beyond redemption.

              Unfortunately I can't but him on ignore as his attempts to not be the Frank Spencer of the contract world are essential reading.
              merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                #47

                And here in his natural habitat we witness the Suity and child. Just back
                from hunting for Oracle OLEDB connections, the Suity has been teaching his young
                offspring on how to use a Technical Forum. After some initial problems the Suity solves
                his Oracle problem by pissing himself as is custom. The smell or stale urine disgusts the younger Suity
                who is forced to turn away as his aged parent is finger fed sweet milk by his agent to ensure that
                he does not spill any & he is not scared away from his latest contract.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by eek View Post
                  FTFY and if you look in technical even I've given up.
                  Originally posted by eek View Post
                  You should see my last comment. I didn't mind the actual question because I know people who've encountered the same issues over the years and Google is sod all help when you try and solve the issue. However his total ignorance and clueless arrogance is beyond redemption.
                  Not knowing the answer is fine in my book. It's the way that genuine attempts to help lead to insults so often.

                  Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                  I'll never forget Suity's rant in Technical how there are no examples on interweb of how to databind to multi-dimensional arrays of multi-dimensional arrays in C#.

                  It was at that point I realised he was a pure chancer.
                  As a non .NET person, that sounds complicated... is the problem it's an easy question or a stupid thing to be doing?
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                    Not knowing the answer is fine in my book. It's the way that genuine attempts to help lead to insults so often.
                    I thought I covered that with the phrase clueless arrogance.
                    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by eek View Post
                      I thought I covered that with the phrase clueless arrogance.
                      If it's worth saying, it's worth repeating.
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                      Originally posted by vetran
                      Urine is quite nourishing

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