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    #11
    Epic fail.
    ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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      #12
      Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
      Give it up sas, it's not funny anymore.
      WWS.
      "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
      - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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        #13
        Ban him, finish him, no mercy!

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          #14
          Originally posted by zeitghost


          Poor bloke was probably on the vinegar strokes when he spotted the truck's lights through the rear windscreen, or rear view mirror, depending who was on top.

          Proving that at that moment nothing will stop a man from getting his rocks off, and why "of course I'll pull out" is one of the oldest lies known to man or woman.
          Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
          Feist - I Feel It All
          Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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            #15
            Originally posted by PAH View Post
            "of course I'll pull out" is one of the oldest lies known to man or woman.
            Still possible to get pregnant even if you pull out? What do you call lovers who use the withdrawal method of contraception? Parents.

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              #16
              Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
              Give it up sas, it's not funny anymore.
              Give me some credit. My sockies are so good people claim to have met them.:
              EVen more scary is that for people to have met them, someone must have claimed to be them
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #17
                Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                EVen more scary is that for people to have met them, someone must have claimed to be them

                It's a great real life method for sending stalkers to /dev/null
                Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
                Feist - I Feel It All
                Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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