Next sockie please...

[Bunk]

Should I be more balanced? I dont think passive would do in general so looks like aggressive it is. Could someone give me some tips please?

You need to be careful about showing too much knowledge of the forum too early. Waltzing in shouting about andyW's mum and chutney spoons shows that you've been around for a while. Pretend to be baffled by it all

[fullyautomatix]

...and make it funnier than that last pillock from France.

Sorry about the last one, I will try harder next time.

[Bacchus]

But what if

But what if you are a genuine new user but have been lurking for a while, so know who is a pinko, who is a knob, who is a cretin, and who still wets the bed

And you don't like films about gladiators

And you don't know how to bleed a radiator

And you've NEVER licked the chutney spoon (...in public)

How do you prove that you're not a sock-puppet?

[Bunk]

But what if you are a genuine new user but have been lurking for a while, so know who is a pinko, who is a knob, who is a cretin, and who still wets the bed

And you don't like films about gladiators

And you don't know how to bleed a radiator

And you've NEVER licked the chutney spoon (...in public)

How do you prove that you're not a sock-puppet?

You turn up to the CUK drinks and bribe us with alcohol

[Bacchus]

You turn up to the CUK drinks and bribe us with alcohol

Well with a username like Bacchus, that should be do-able...

[BrilloPad]

You need to be careful about showing too much knowledge of the forum too early. Waltzing in shouting about andyW's mum and chutney spoons shows that you've been around for a while. Pretend to be baffled by it all

I know all about andyW's mum and chutney spoons. But I am still baffled by it all.