Reply to: Next sockie please...

[BrilloPad]

You need to be careful about showing too much knowledge of the forum too early. Waltzing in shouting about andyW's mum and chutney spoons shows that you've been around for a while. Pretend to be baffled by it all

I know all about andyW's mum and chutney spoons. But I am still baffled by it all.

[Bacchus]

You turn up to the CUK drinks and bribe us with alcohol

Well with a username like Bacchus, that should be do-able...

[Bunk]

But what if you are a genuine new user but have been lurking for a while, so know who is a pinko, who is a knob, who is a cretin, and who still wets the bed

And you don't like films about gladiators

And you don't know how to bleed a radiator

And you've NEVER licked the chutney spoon (...in public)

How do you prove that you're not a sock-puppet?

You turn up to the CUK drinks and bribe us with alcohol

[Bacchus]

But what if

But what if you are a genuine new user but have been lurking for a while, so know who is a pinko, who is a knob, who is a cretin, and who still wets the bed

And you don't like films about gladiators

And you don't know how to bleed a radiator

And you've NEVER licked the chutney spoon (...in public)

How do you prove that you're not a sock-puppet?

[fullyautomatix]

...and make it funnier than that last pillock from France.

Sorry about the last one, I will try harder next time.

[Bunk]

Should I be more balanced? I dont think passive would do in general so looks like aggressive it is. Could someone give me some tips please?

You need to be careful about showing too much knowledge of the forum too early. Waltzing in shouting about andyW's mum and chutney spoons shows that you've been around for a while. Pretend to be baffled by it all

[BrilloPad]

Well if he had asked for an unbalanced passive-aggressive drivel-poster I'm sure you would have leapt to post first

Should I be more balanced? I dont think passive would do in general so looks like aggressive it is. Could someone give me some tips please?

[d000hg]

You asked for the next sockie and SG replied first - how interesting.

Also that last sockie used the word 'twunt'.

[doodab]

Nah, Pooperscooper is bad enough going on about his new adopted homeland. We need someone from somewhere exotic.

I thought Wandsworth was a billionaires playground to rival Monaco. I even saw a super yacht moored outside the Arndale centre last time I drove past.

[sasguru]

You asked for the next sockie and SG replied first - how interesting.

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Well if he had asked for an unbalanced passive-aggressive drivel-poster I'm sure you would have leapt to post first

[Bunk]

Perhaps we could have a German next time?

Nah, Pooperscooper is bad enough going on about his new adopted homeland. We need someone from somewhere exotic.

[Zippy]

Perhaps we could have a German next time?

[BrilloPad]

...and make it funnier than that last pillock from France.

You asked for the next sockie and SG replied first - how interesting.

I suppose he is funnier than the French - but that is no compliment.

[Bunk]

Can't remember Wilmslow's password?

Someone's got it, he was posting drivel this morning.

[sasguru]

Can't remember Wilmslow's password?