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Oh dear. Plan B goes wrong
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I bet they paid nowhere near 25 quid apiece either.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away. -
Probably nicked them from a forest.Originally posted by Sysman View PostI bet they paid nowhere near 25 quid apiece either.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Where do the gypos get them one wonders.Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
The gypos pulled up in a layby at the bottom of the road
before the pub and so they've split the trade! ...
I can picture some Forestry Commission official standing in a field full of stumps, scratching his head and wondering what could have happened to an acre of young fir trees.
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostWhere do the gypos get them one wonders.
I can picture some Forestry Commission official standing in a field full of stumps, scratching his head and wondering what could have happened to an acre of young fir trees.

like a scene from snatch
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Originally posted by Lockhouse View PostThe unit cost of £25 is too high, and for that reason - I'm out.
agreed that is much too much
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostThe lesson here is. One a gypo tells you 1500. He probably means 1000. So don't buy 2000.
exactly
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'Bargain' Christmas Trees Could Be Stolen Warn Police | News Archive | News
"residents are being urged to contact police if they see Christmas trees being stolen - and to ensure they buy from reputable sources to deny criminals the chance to cash in.
Every year thefts are reported from country parks and forests in rural areas"
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So do I.Originally posted by Sysman View PostI bet they paid nowhere near 25 quid apiece either.
Landlords trees are from Norway. The gypos probably nicked from the Forestry Commission in deepest Wales.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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