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Oh dear. Plan B goes wrong

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    #11
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    The lesson here is. One a gypo tells you 1500. He probably means 1000. So don't buy 2000.
    I bet they paid nowhere near 25 quid apiece either.
    Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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      #12
      Originally posted by Sysman View Post
      I bet they paid nowhere near 25 quid apiece either.
      Probably nicked them from a forest.
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #13
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

        The gypos pulled up in a layby at the bottom of the road
        before the pub and so they've split the trade! ...
        Where do the gypos get them one wonders.

        I can picture some Forestry Commission official standing in a field full of stumps, scratching his head and wondering what could have happened to an acre of young fir trees.
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          #14
          Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
          Where do the gypos get them one wonders.

          I can picture some Forestry Commission official standing in a field full of stumps, scratching his head and wondering what could have happened to an acre of young fir trees.


          like a scene from snatch

          Milan.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post
            The unit cost of £25 is too high, and for that reason - I'm out.


            agreed that is much too much

            Milan.

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              #16
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              The lesson here is. One a gypo tells you 1500. He probably means 1000. So don't buy 2000.



              exactly

              Milan.

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                #17
                'Bargain' Christmas Trees Could Be Stolen Warn Police | News Archive | News

                "residents are being urged to contact police if they see Christmas trees being stolen - and to ensure they buy from reputable sources to deny criminals the chance to cash in.

                Every year thefts are reported from country parks and forests in rural areas"

                Thank goodness we have the police to point these things out!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Sysman View Post
                  I bet they paid nowhere near 25 quid apiece either.
                  So do I.

                  Landlords trees are from Norway. The gypos probably nicked from the Forestry Commission in deepest Wales.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #19
                    Is it ok now?

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