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    #31
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Try a little bit harder eek and you'll get there. Just another month to shave off for you.
    I will do better. Suity is so bad a bob baby looks more professional than him the instant it is born. In fact all new borns should be gifted a t shirt saying " I am better than Suity" with a picture of Borat on it.
    Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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      #32
      Originally posted by eek View Post
      Most of us are careful enough not to do the following:-

      1) Ask a technical question and then argue about the answers experts give you (while pretending to know what you are asking about).
      2) A week later ask a totally noddy question on the same technology and then confirm that you don't have an effing clue about what you are talking about with some crap excuse about not using it.

      I'm sorry but I think everyone on here has the right to take the mickey out of your total incompetence from now until you flounce out the door.

      And given the people who frequent this forum I can safely say that we will.
      OK have it your way.
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #33
        Originally posted by milanbenes View Post
        this reminds me of my daughter's Winnie the Pooh film,

        where Pooh says, 'I like piglet because he uses small words which I can understand'


        well, applying a similar analogy,

        I like Suity because he makes the rest of us look like professionals

        Milan.
        I agree with Milan

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          #34
          Suity,

          don't leave

          we all love you really

          groups hugs all round for Suity

          I didn't mean it when I said your back garden looked like Dale Farm

          If you go, then, they'll all be picking on me :-(

          Milan.

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            #35
            Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
            I will do better. Suity is so bad a bob baby looks more professional than him the instant it is born. In fact all new borns should be gifted a t shirt saying " I am better than Suity" with a picture of Borat on it.
            T-shirts with that slogan should be mandatory uniform for anyone attending a CUK shindig
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              #36
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              OK have it your way.
              See ya wouldn't want to be ya.
              merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                #37
                Don't go Suity, if you do we'd have to go back to bullying russell and that's not much fun at all.
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #38
                  I like suity. It's not his fault you're all so inadequate that you need to pick on someone. So what is he wets the bed now and again? It's not as if you have to change the sheets for Christ's sake.

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                    I like suity. It's not his fault you're all so inadequate that you need to pick on someone. So what is he wets the bed now and again? It's not as if you have to change the sheets for Christ's sake.
                    Gregs standing up to us!!!

                    Pause.

                    Get him lads!
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      #40
                      Oh he will be back soon. Just a few days of quiet reflection, a new avatar and he will be back in here amusing us all once again with his Bob stories.
                      Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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