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TestMangler replied

11 December 2011, 17:12
Originally posted by RSoles View Post

Well I got it....

Thank You Mr Soles........I hate it when a gag goes un-noticed....
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Zippy replied

11 December 2011, 16:05
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

I have just been informed I got the gig.

Nice one old son
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RSoles replied

11 December 2011, 13:19
Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

Sorry boss, but I don't actually speak Latin, so I have to ad lib.......

Well I got it....
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suityou01 replied

11 December 2011, 12:47
Originally posted by eek View Post

I note from my latest rep the truth hurts.

Or I just think you a ****
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eek replied

11 December 2011, 12:37
Originally posted by eek View Post

So what will you be pretending to know about now?

I note from my latest rep the truth hurts.
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Cliphead replied

9 December 2011, 20:16
Carpe diem et vaginae
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Old Greg replied

9 December 2011, 20:04
Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

Sorry boss, but I don't actually speak Latin, so I have to ad lib.......

The actual meaning of 'vagina' in Latin is 'sheath'.
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Jeff Maginty replied

9 December 2011, 19:56
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Last edited by Jeff Maginty; 9 June 2022, 16:42.
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TestMangler replied

9 December 2011, 19:05
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

carpe vaginam

Otherwise you're using the vocative case, 'Seize, o vagina!'

Which is a bit weird.

Well done suity. Say it: 'I'm the man!'

Sorry boss, but I don't actually speak Latin, so I have to ad lib.......
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Old Greg replied

9 December 2011, 19:02
Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

I've talked you up and encouraged you all through this.

Carpe Diem Suity, Carpe Diem !

Or, the CUK version, Carpe Vagina

carpe vaginam

Otherwise you're using the vocative case, 'Seize, o vagina!'

Which is a bit weird.

Well done suity. Say it: 'I'm the man!'
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TestMangler replied

9 December 2011, 18:17
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Awww you're so good a damning with faint praise

I've talked you up and encouraged you all through this.

Carpe Diem Suity, Carpe Diem !

Or, the CUK version, Carpe Vagina
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suityou01 replied

9 December 2011, 18:09
Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

Suity old chap, didn't I tell you that your were a kick ass killer ?

Don't listen to all these non-ents that tell you you're a bedwetter.

Get in there and kick some arse. Take no prisoners.

(Oh, and lastly, get a bleedin' vasectomy !!)

Congrats Champ !!

Awww you're so good a damning with faint praise
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TestMangler replied

9 December 2011, 18:05
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

I have just been informed I got the gig.

Suity old chap, didn't I tell you that your were a kick ass killer ?

Don't listen to all these non-ents that tell you you're a bedwetter.

Get in there and kick some arse. Take no prisoners.

(Oh, and lastly, get a bleedin' vasectomy !!)

Congrats Champ !!
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adubya replied

9 December 2011, 17:50
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

I have just been informed I got the gig.

Well done fella.
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bless 'em all replied

9 December 2011, 17:48
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

I have just been informed I got the gig.

Nice one. Well done. I'm happy for you.

Now go get 'em yah big palookah.
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