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    #11
    Originally posted by ctdctd View Post
    Mind you, I don't think Marillion could ever be described as a "leather clad rock band".
    And here is the proof.....

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      #12
      Originally posted by Jeff Maginty View Post
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      A) Its ARSE!!
      Probably its thorax
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #13
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        You are suffering from depression I suspect.
        True. Any sane person that doesn't get a bit depressed from such acts are probably not that sane at all.

        To cheer myself up I've decided to hire a meat grinder and do some exterminating of my own.

        Also going to watch some Equaliser, Death Wish, and Dexter for inspiration.
        Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
        Feist - I Feel It All
        Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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          #14
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          You are suffering from depression I suspect. To cheer you up I would suggest watching the Borat movie or taking the piss out of MF for liking a leather clad gay rock band.

          HTH
          My favourite bit in the Borat movie was the extras in the DVD when he was with the doctor...

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsSDe5BJNDo
          If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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            #15
            Originally posted by ctdctd View Post
            And here is the proof.....
            Anoraks. Marillion fans are known as Anoraks.

            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #16
              Originally posted by PAH View Post
              To cheer myself up I've decided to hire a meat grinder and do some exterminating of my own.

              Apparently the sick **** who fed the kitten to the python has now filmed themself drowning a kitten.

              It will be poetic justice when they get turned into pet mince.

              Only a matter of time before they're tracked down seeing as the cretin's uploaded the videos to YouTube.
              Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
              Feist - I Feel It All
              Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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                #17
                Originally posted by PAH View Post
                "nut-job", "religion", "females", "driving", "virginity".
                Still trying to figure out what this one was about...
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  Still trying to figure out what this one was about...
                  BBC News - End of virginity if women drive, Saudi cleric warns

                  A report in Saudi Arabia has warned that if Saudi women were given the right to drive, it would spell the end of virginity in the country.
                  Though there is no formal ban on women driving in Saudi Arabia, if they get behind the wheel, they can be arrested.
                  Got to love religion, it's often good for a laugh. No so funny for those brainwashed by it though.
                  Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
                  Feist - I Feel It All
                  Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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                    #19
                    I've read the story and still it makes no sense. Why does driving mean an end to virginity? Are they thinking the Burqa'd ladies will drive to dogging sites?
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                      I've read the story and still it makes no sense. Why does driving mean an end to virginity?
                      Hence the

                      Must be some weird logic that only works when you're a religioned-up cretin looking for new ways to keep people oppressed.
                      Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
                      Feist - I Feel It All
                      Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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