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Originally posted by Jeff Maginty View PostQ) What's the first thing that goes through a wasps mind when it hits the car windscreen?
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A) Its ARSE!!Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostYou are suffering from depression I suspect.
To cheer myself up I've decided to hire a meat grinder and do some exterminating of my own.
Also going to watch some Equaliser, Death Wish, and Dexter for inspiration.Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostYou are suffering from depression I suspect. To cheer you up I would suggest watching the Borat movie or taking the piss out of MF for liking a leather clad gay rock band.
HTH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsSDe5BJNDoIf you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by PAH View PostTo cheer myself up I've decided to hire a meat grinder and do some exterminating of my own.
Apparently the sick **** who fed the kitten to the python has now filmed themself drowning a kitten.
It will be poetic justice when they get turned into pet mince.
Only a matter of time before they're tracked down seeing as the cretin's uploaded the videos to YouTube.Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
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Originally posted by PAH View Post"nut-job", "religion", "females", "driving", "virginity".Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostStill trying to figure out what this one was about...
A report in Saudi Arabia has warned that if Saudi women were given the right to drive, it would spell the end of virginity in the country.Though there is no formal ban on women driving in Saudi Arabia, if they get behind the wheel, they can be arrested.Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
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I've read the story and still it makes no sense. Why does driving mean an end to virginity? Are they thinking the Burqa'd ladies will drive to dogging sites?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostI've read the story and still it makes no sense. Why does driving mean an end to virginity?
Must be some weird logic that only works when you're a religioned-up cretin looking for new ways to keep people oppressed.Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
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