Market f*cked

[DoctorStrangelove]

Stone me, this one almost needed the Glomar Challenger to dredge it up.

[TwoWolves]

You don't get the full picture.

Java development is dead.

You need to be a java developer who puts his code into docker containers and deploys it into kubernetes on the cloud with dev/ops pipelines to get the good rates.

Multi-skills, that's where it's at.

[AtW]

Anybody who has got 25+ Java experience should be ok

[barrydidit]

You don't get the full picture.

Scooter fluffed the thread, so that much is a given.

[GreenMirror]

Scooter fluffed the thread, so that much is a given.

He had just come off his job as night porter at the Heathrow Thistle.

[Lance]

Doesn't sound too catastrophic to me. Remember, these are averages and the average person has 1.999 legs. Rebrand yourself a consultant and charge a day rate of £1k. Sorted.

Not correct. The average person has 2 legs.
The average number of legs a person has may well be 1.999.

/pedant

[original PM]

Yes indeed the modal average of legs per person is 2

but not the mean

and unless someone has more than 2 legs the median will not exist.

[WTFH]

Yes indeed the modal average of legs per person is 2

but not the mean

and unless someone has more than 2 legs the median will not exist.

Jake the Peg?

(Insert Rolf Harris video here)

[original PM]

Jake the Peg?

(Insert Rolf Harris video here)

Not sure it was actually a leg.......

[PhiltheGreek]

On my third hip, if that helps clarify matters?