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I think I may use that.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
That icould be a bomb. All you'd need is a spark ....+50 Xeno Geek Points
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As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI think I may use that.Comment
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Originally posted by stek View PostNeed a girlfriend first or a female at least...What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostYou're buggered then.
How many girlfriends you got then? 100?
Well I got 104.
Four more than you, big boy!!
Lees Moonraker is wicked stuff! I like it!
You wanna go outside, you big bottom burp?
Hic...
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Originally posted by stek View PostHow many girlfriends you got then? 100?
Well I got 104.
Four more than you, big boy!!
Lees Moonraker is wicked stuff! I like it!
You wanna go outside, you big bottom burp?
Hic...
I call her Octopussy.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostJust the one. But she has eight vaginas.
I call her Octopussy.
When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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