How to troll your girlfriend

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TestMangler replied

26 November 2011, 10:15
You missed out the Talcum.

Does that mean I'm a slightly gay terrorist ?
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Freamon replied

26 November 2011, 00:39
Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

chipati flour

TERORRIST!!

(hello echelon)
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TestMangler replied

25 November 2011, 21:49
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Long time ago now isn't Guy

You ageist c**t. Bet I could beat you in a stairlift race
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MarillionFan replied

25 November 2011, 21:39
Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

Used to make 'auto ignition devices' with balloons, butane gas, talcum and jetex fuse in my youth.

Talcum or chipati flour are spectacular when you get the ignition right

Long time ago now isn't Guy
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TestMangler replied

25 November 2011, 21:37
Originally posted by Cliphead View Post

Try it with flour for a real YouTube moment, fine particles and an ignition source

Used to make 'auto ignition devices' with balloons, butane gas, talcum and jetex fuse in my youth.

Talcum or chipati flour are spectacular when you get the ignition right
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TestMangler replied

25 November 2011, 21:34
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Just the one. But she has eight vaginas.

I call her Octopussy.
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MarillionFan replied

25 November 2011, 21:16
Originally posted by stek View Post

How many girlfriends you got then? 100?

Well I got 104.

Four more than you, big boy!!

Lees Moonraker is wicked stuff! I like it!

You wanna go outside, you big bottom burp?

Hic...

Just the one. But she has eight vaginas.

I call her Octopussy.
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stek replied

25 November 2011, 21:14
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

You're buggered then.

How many girlfriends you got then? 100?

Well I got 104.

Four more than you, big boy!!

Lees Moonraker is wicked stuff! I like it!

You wanna go outside, you big bottom burp?

Hic...
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MarillionFan replied

25 November 2011, 21:11
Originally posted by stek View Post

Need a girlfriend first or a female at least...

You're buggered then.
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stek replied

25 November 2011, 21:08
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

I think I may use that.

Need a girlfriend first or a female at least...
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MarillionFan replied

25 November 2011, 21:04
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Cliphead replied

25 November 2011, 21:00
Try it with flour for a real YouTube moment, fine particles and an ignition source
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Zippy replied

25 November 2011, 20:58
That icould be a bomb. All you'd need is a spark ....
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MarillionFan replied

25 November 2011, 20:55
I think I may use that.
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NickFitz started a topic How to troll your girlfriend

25 November 2011, 20:53
How to troll your girlfriend
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