Imagine this thread is a pub ....

[sasguru]

In here are OG, PJ and myself, the only people I'm sure aren't cretins. The doors are barred and we are keeping the cretins at bay with our shotguns. It's like Shaun of the Dead.

[Old Greg]

In here are OG, PJ and myself, the only people I'm sure aren't cretins. The doors are barred and we are keeping the cretins at bay with our shotguns. It's like Shaun of the Dead.

All the while, PJ and I are wondering why we're stuck in here with a cretin, while PJ is wondering who let the two cretins in.

[MrRobin]

I'll be the barman...

Two pints for OG and PJ and the usual Peach Bellini for you, Sas?

[Spacecadet]

All the while, PJ and I are wondering why we're stuck in here with a cretin, while PJ is wondering who let the two cretins in.

And the rest of us take one look in and then back out very slowly just in case the pub bore starts trying to engage in conversation

[Old Greg]

And the rest of us take one look in and then back out very slowly just in case the pub bore starts trying to engage in conversation

But it's far, far too late for that.

[MarillionFan]

In here are OG, PJ and myself, the only people I'm sure aren't cretins. The doors are barred and we are keeping the cretins at bay with our shotguns. It's like Shaun of the Dead.

Don't worry, the rest of us will pass and head down to the Dog and Duck.

[Hill Station Murthy]

In here are OG, PJ and myself, the only people I'm sure aren't cretins. The doors are barred and we are keeping the cretins at bay with our shotguns. It's like Shaun of the Dead.

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[sasguru]

Don't worry, the rest of us will pass and head down to the Dog and Duck.

Phew they seem to be passing us by. Keep very still and don't make a noise.

[MarillionFan]

Phew they seem to be passing us by. Keep very still and don't make a noise.

Shhhhhhh. Who farted?

[suityou01]

Phew they seem to be passing us by. Keep very still and don't make a noise.

<dishevelled suity stumbles out of the bogs>

Hello chaps, I passed out in the bogs last night during the lock in. Boy that was messy.

Two neurofen and a Pint of Guinnes please good barkeep.