Imagine this thread is a pub ....

[Sysman]

Thank God I'm on the wagon this week.

[MarillionFan]

<dishevelled suity stumbles out of the bogs>

Hello chaps, I passed out in the bogs last night during the lock in. Boy that was messy.



Someone help me off with this?.

ftfy

[SimonMac]

Sophie's choice, if we are locked out that means you are locked in, do we sacrifices OG for the benefit of man/zombie kind and make use of the opportunity to kill the OP by torching the place?

[Jeebo72]

In here are OG, PJ and myself, the only people I'm sure aren't cretins. The doors are barred and we are keeping the cretins at bay with our shotguns. It's like Shaun of the Dead.

In that pub, no one would be at the doors. Also, having only sold 5 baby shams in 1 year, they would be bust.

[suityou01]

ftfy

You had an iPhone the whole time??

[d000hg]

In here are OG, PJ and myself, the only people I'm sure aren't cretins. The doors are barred and we are keeping the cretins at bay with our shotguns. It's like Shaun of the Dead.

Possibly the first time PJ has not been called a cretin on CUK?

[sasguru]

<dishevelled suity stumbles out of the bogs>

Hello chaps, I passed out in the bogs last night during the lock in. Boy that was messy.

Two neurofen and a Pint of Guinnes please good barkeep.

Holy Crap, there was a cretin here the whole time. Shoot him OG! Put him out of his misery.

[Jeebo72]

Holy Crap, there was a cretin here the whole time. Shoot him OG! Put him out of his misery.

I'm only here cos I'm so bored between pub visits and happen to be a contractor. But that's it. This is just the most stupid pointless forum I can imagine. Full off people that put walter mitty to shame that set up accounts and talk to themselves. Wtf. Cherriooo.

[Mich the Tester]

I'm only here cos I'm so bored between pub visits and happen to be a contractor. But that's it. This is just the most stupid pointless forum I can imagine. Full off people that put walter mitty to shame that set up accounts and talk to themselves. Wtf. Cherriooo.

Is this a flounce?

[sasguru]

I'm only here cos I'm so bored between pub visits and happen to be a contractor. But that's it. This is just the most stupid pointless forum I can imagine. Full off people that put walter mitty to shame that set up accounts and talk to themselves. Wtf. Cherriooo.

Phew the cretinous alcoholic won't be troubling us anymore.