Reply to: Imagine this thread is a pub ....

[stek]

Who's PJ?

Proby, famous pants splitter....

[MaryPoppins]

Who's PJ?

[d000hg]

Thought lasts night episode was terrible, I thought the series was going to be more than A listers and humiliating dwarfs, looks like I was wrong.

It's probably a bit high-brow for you, if you thought all that happened was humiliating dwarfs. Write a letter to the BBC complaining about the dwarfs being exploited if you like.

[sasguru]

Sas how's the wife and little Timmy? Still doing the Cello lessons?

Fine fine, although Timmy's moved on to the piano now

[russell]

Speaking of pubs:

Thought lasts night episode was terrible, I thought the series was going to be more than A listers and humiliating dwarfs, looks like I was wrong.

[d000hg]

Speaking of pubs:

Now he's vomited on his own penis

[MarillionFan]

I'm only here cos I'm so bored between pub visits and happen to be a contractor. But that's it. This is just the most stupid pointless forum I can imagine. Full off people that put walter mitty to shame that set up accounts and talk to themselves. Wtf. Cherriooo.

Phew.

Right thats it everyone. The has gone. Everyone back to normal.

Sas how's the wife and little Timmy? Still doing the Cello lessons?

[sasguru]

I'm only here cos I'm so bored between pub visits and happen to be a contractor. But that's it. This is just the most stupid pointless forum I can imagine. Full off people that put walter mitty to shame that set up accounts and talk to themselves. Wtf. Cherriooo.

Phew the cretinous alcoholic won't be troubling us anymore.

[Mich the Tester]

I'm only here cos I'm so bored between pub visits and happen to be a contractor. But that's it. This is just the most stupid pointless forum I can imagine. Full off people that put walter mitty to shame that set up accounts and talk to themselves. Wtf. Cherriooo.

Is this a flounce?

[Jeebo72]

Holy Crap, there was a cretin here the whole time. Shoot him OG! Put him out of his misery.

I'm only here cos I'm so bored between pub visits and happen to be a contractor. But that's it. This is just the most stupid pointless forum I can imagine. Full off people that put walter mitty to shame that set up accounts and talk to themselves. Wtf. Cherriooo.

[sasguru]

<dishevelled suity stumbles out of the bogs>

Hello chaps, I passed out in the bogs last night during the lock in. Boy that was messy.

Two neurofen and a Pint of Guinnes please good barkeep.

Holy Crap, there was a cretin here the whole time. Shoot him OG! Put him out of his misery.

[d000hg]

In here are OG, PJ and myself, the only people I'm sure aren't cretins. The doors are barred and we are keeping the cretins at bay with our shotguns. It's like Shaun of the Dead.

Possibly the first time PJ has not been called a cretin on CUK?

[suityou01]

ftfy

You had an iPhone the whole time??

[Jeebo72]

In here are OG, PJ and myself, the only people I'm sure aren't cretins. The doors are barred and we are keeping the cretins at bay with our shotguns. It's like Shaun of the Dead.

In that pub, no one would be at the doors. Also, having only sold 5 baby shams in 1 year, they would be bust.

[SimonMac]

Sophie's choice, if we are locked out that means you are locked in, do we sacrifices OG for the benefit of man/zombie kind and make use of the opportunity to kill the OP by torching the place?