Originally posted by DimPrawn
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1. Placing a bag on the chair next to you is twatty. I WILL move it and take your seat.
2. The central armrest is shared. Share it.
3. If your fat, perhaps stand for the journey
4. If you need to emit from your body (cough, sneeze or fart) have the decency to either cover with hand or go to the toilet
5. I have a laptop to either do work or watch movies. Stop gawping at my screen - it is not a cinema.
That depreciation is looking cheap now.


Also works on sleepy people who had an all night bender before getting the train, the ones that try to curl up on their seat digging their arse and feet into you. Lower the arm rest and they'll soon be sitting up straight and will definitely fall asleep at their meeting.
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