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    War Room

    You know a Project Manager's in trouble when he starts calling the room 'War Room'.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    You know a Project Manager's in trouble when he starts calling the room 'War Room'.
    Tin hats on...and fix bayonets!
    ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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      #3
      Are you sure he wasn't saying warum?

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        #4
        Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
        Are you sure he wasn't saying warum?
        Nope, he's written in the location bar of an outlook meeting request.
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #5
          Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
          You know a Project Manager's in trouble when he starts calling the room 'War Room'.
          Particularly when he means the toilet.
          While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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            #6
            Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
            You know a Project Manager's in trouble when he starts calling the room 'War Room'.
            It's the closest anyone in IT is going to get to a fight.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #7
              Gentleman, you can't fight in here, this is the war room!

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                #8
                Originally posted by doodab View Post
                Particularly when he means the toilet.
                Well it's better than saying "trap 2" in the meeting request
                "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                Norrahe's blog

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

                  You know a Project Manager's in trouble when he starts calling the room 'War Room'.
                  The time to really worry is when he starts calling it "the Bunker"
                  Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                    The time to really worry is when he starts calling it "the Bunker"
                    Things are probably not going well when they start handing out cyanide pills.

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