War Room

[Mich the Tester]

Things are probably not going well when they start handing out cyanide pills.

I'll bring in some digestive biscuits tomorrow.

[oracleslave]

You know a Project Manager's in trouble when he starts calling the room 'War Room'.

Unless of course all the issues can be attributed the clients failings. In which case the PM and his team have loads of stuff to fix = Boomed + extension.

[TimberWolf]

I'll bring in some digestive biscuits tomorrow.

<off topic>19p from Sainsbury's, for a huge packet, white label, but tastes the same as the original. http://www.mysupermarket.co.uk/#/grocery-categories/digestive_biscuits_in_sainsburys.html</>

[Mich the Tester]

<off topic>19p from Sainsbury's, for a huge packet, white label, but tastes the same as the original. http://www.mysupermarket.co.uk/#/grocery-categories/digestive_biscuits_in_sainsburys.html</>

I'm skeptical.

[DAG]

You know a Project Manager's in trouble when he starts calling the room 'War Room'.

When this happens the project manager aint in trouble, the project is ........

What have you not done MF?

[alreadypacked]

You know a Project Manager's in trouble when he starts calling the room 'War Room'.

I worked on a project where they had a War Room, it was where the pizza/food got delivered.
It also had a "Containment Area", sliding partition where the leftover food got dumped over the weekend. Cleaners didn't like us on Monday evening when they came, or anyone who had the room booked on Monday either.

[doodab]

<off topic>19p from Sainsbury's, for a huge packet, white label, but tastes the same as the original. http://www.mysupermarket.co.uk/#/grocery-categories/digestive_biscuits_in_sainsburys.html</>

You know the project is over budget when they stop buying proper biscuits for the war room.

[Mich the Tester]

When this happens the project manager aint in trouble, the project is ........

What have you not done MF?

Oh the project's been in trouble since its inception, but the PM's being put under pressure by directors to show some 'dynamism'.

I think I can help;

[TimberWolf]

I'm skeptical.

So was I, which is why I only bought one packet. I also couldn't quite believe the calorie figures printed on the back (of a cylinder!), so much so that I've now forgotten them. The gist of it though was that one 400g 19p packet is almost a day's calories. Tasted okay to me.

[TimberWolf]

You know the project is over budget when they stop buying proper biscuits for the war room.

The chocolate coated ones are the same price.