client co enforcing leave in december

[rsingh]

Another problem. She phones me every night. How do I explain the fact that she gets an international dial tone?

[TestMangler]

Another problem. She phones me every night. How do I explain the fact that she gets an international dial tone?

Tell her to mind her own f***ing business !!

[Zippy]

Another problem. She phones me every night. How do I explain the fact that she gets an international dial tone?

Oh no. You're in Belgium aren't you? She will never be able to admit that to the neighbours or her family, so you'll probably get away with it.

PS - make sure you get the bill and send it to your accountant/solicitor.

[thunderlizard]

(1) I would go wherever scores highest on the Thunderlizard Patent Holiday Evaluation Algorithm:

H = ((average temperature - 15C) * number of days) / total cost

(2) You're on dicey territory there. Best take a copy of MySQL for Dummies to flick through to be on the safe side.

[rsingh]

(2) You're on dicey territory there. Best take a copy of MySQL for Dummies to flick through to be on the safe side.

Can I put that on expenses?

[Zippy]

Can I put that on expenses?

Of course you can! Just remember to forge the appropriate number of receipts.
Hope it all works out!

[rsingh]

Of course you can! Just remember to forge the appropriate number of receipts.
Hope it all works out!

No forgeries required - I'm going full-on cattle-class.

After that, I'm doing a hyphenating course...

[Zippy]

No forgeries required - I'm going full-on cattle-class.

After that, I'm doing a hyphenating course...

<sni-gg-er>

[northernladyuk]

It's my busiest time of year, but someone has to be bringing in the money to get the kiddies a few decent Christmas presents.

[MarillionFan]

It's my busiest time of year, but someone has to be bringing in the money to get the kiddies a few decent Christmas presents.

So NLyUK. How did you meet NLUK. Was it over the internet?