Day 7 of the worst stinker of a cold

[suityou01]

FTFY

[d000hg]

Did the good Samaritan (in Jesus' parable) help a stranger?

Worse than this?

4/5/11 66293-viruses-getting-worse.html

Or this?

24/10/11 71854-bizarre-cold-remedies.html

Or this?

24/06/11 68095-paint-cross-front-door-ffs.html

Or this?

13/05/11 66629-most-impressive-virus.html

Or this?

1/04/11 65413-gastric-flu.html

Or this?

30/12/10 62480-manflu-debate.html

Or this?

6/12/10 61833-post-viral-fatigue.html

Or this?

27/10/10 59672-anyone-else-off-flu.html

Or this?

26/07/10 69007-suity-very-sick.html

Or this?

2/3/10 53047-stomach-flu.html

Or this?

5/9/09 46403-sinusitis.html

Or the ironically titled this?

13/8/09 45649-i-dont-do-ill.html


There were over 19 pages of search results, so I may have missed a few.

I think we should have a special suity smiley.

Hope you feel better soon. Southern Comfort does it for me.

I bet the guy in the Samaritan story whinged less than you do.

[suityou01]

I bet the guy in the Samaritan story whinged less than you do.

It's ok Doogie, I forgive you.

[OwlHoot]

Hey Suity, you should volunteer to be a guinea pig in the Flu Research Centre, if it is still going, or Porton Down

You've probably had colds and flu strains they've never seen before.

[suityou01]

Hey Suity, you should volunteer to be a guinea pig in the Flu Research Centre, if it is still going, or Porton Down

You've probably had colds and flu strains they've never seen before.

I sneeze in your general direction.

[Zippy]

Hey Suity, you should volunteer to be a guinea pig in the Flu Research Centre, if it is still going, or Porton Down

You've probably had colds and flu strains they've never seen before.

Well I'm not a doctor but it sounds like anthrax to me. I'm sure one of our medically qualified posters will be along soon to give Suity a more professional diagnosis.

[MarillionFan]

Well I'm not a doctor but it sounds like anthrax to me. I'm sure one of our medically qualified posters will be along soon to give Suity a more professional diagnosis.

Yes. WZS. Not anthrax, but something very serious.




Take a month off.

You big jessy.

[EternalOptimist]

It's all very well to mock, and its easy to laugh at suity, but there is a serious angle to this. There is a condition known as 'Bovine Spongiform Necrotisation' or BPM

If the victim sneezes too hard, the brain matter can leave the brain case and be snotted onto the carpet, leaving the victim as a brain dead babbling retard. Another side effect can be the paranoid delusion of Roberts grandeur, where the victim fantasises that they are in control, but under attack or threat from Bobs

the best cure is to stfu

[suityou01]

It's all very well to mock, and its easy to laugh at suity, but there is a serious angle to this. There is a condition known as 'Bovine Spongiform Necrotisation' or BPM

If the victim sneezes too hard, the brain matter can leave the brain case and be snotted onto the carpet, leaving the victim as a brain dead babbling retard. Another side effect can be the paranoid delusion of Roberts grandeur, where the victim fantasises that they are in control, but under attack or threat from Bobs

the best cure is to stfu

Best not to post after 10 cans of fozzies.

[Moscow Mule]

Best not to post after 10 cans of fozzies.

Best not to be a soft lad who moans about the slightest sniffle.