Just joined a gym

[minestrone]

Full membership and the ability to use any David Lloyd in the UK. Free towels, 10% off meals, drinks etc. 1 free guest pass per month.

Useful when contracting away from home.

By the sounds of it fatty you are getting your 91 quid back then.

[sasguru]

Oh lovely, I think my disabled neighbour has one of those

Its a shower with a seat and jets strategically placed to pummel your lower back. I dare say its good for disabled people too.

Bliss!

[Netraider]

Fitness First - Black Membership £65.00 - Any club in the world. Have only used multiple clubs around UK and one club in Paris so far.

[Spacecadet]

Its a shower with a seat and jets strategically placed to pummel your lower back. I dare say its good for disabled people too.

Bliss!

Is standing up really that difficult for you?

[MarillionFan]

Is standing up really that difficult for you?

Sas doesn't look that stable. Good job his wife earns all the money.

[d000hg]

You can make a sit-down shower for under a fiver:

[Spacecadet]

And?

I'm also better looking than you

[NickFitz]

Its a shower with a seat and jets strategically placed to pummel your lower back. I dare say its good for disabled people too.

Bliss!

Is it golden too?

[MarillionFan]

Is it golden too?

You'll have to wait. Sas has gone to the pub.

He'll be telling the regulars in the pub how his house is bigger than the pub and he has his own bar downstairs with a selection of beers and spirits.

He's only popped in to tell them that his is better.

[xoggoth]

Can't be a*sed to check exactly but mine is about £24 pm. No pool or sauna use for that but the pool is pocket sized anyway, local leisure centre much better.

PS Needless to say I am looking for somewhere cheaper.