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    #11
    Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post
    How much does a Greek urn?

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      #12
      Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post
      You may kiss the bride.
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #13
        Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
        How much does a Greek urn?
        I don't know. But lets halve it anyway.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #14
          Ha ha ha ha. How's Adolf, you cheese eating surrender monkey.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #15
            one potato, two potato, three potato four. Who wants to tell the Greeks their heading for the door?
            Just saying like.

            where there's chaos, there's cash !

            I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!

            Lowering the tone since 1963

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              #16
              Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post
              'And then he said' <laughs uncontrollably> ,
              'then said...oh my...then he hahaha....said'
              'No more boom and bust'
              (\__/)
              (>'.'<)
              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #17
                DC: Oi, Sarko - how's the wife and my kid?
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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post
                  DC: Hey, you'll love this, there's this black guy, and he walks in to a bar . . .
                  AM: Ja?
                  BO: So, guys, what are we talking about?
                  NS: Oh, nossing.
                  The vegetarian option.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post
                    DC : "So Kermit............you and Miss Piggy here still getting along okay??"

                    NS : "Mais Oui. She smells a bit but she has a heart of Gold!"
                    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                      #20
                      Rumpelstiltskin is my name.

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