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You may kiss the bride.Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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I don't know. But lets halve it anyway.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostHow much does a Greek urn?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Ha ha ha ha. How's Adolf, you cheese eating surrender monkey.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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one potato, two potato, three potato four. Who wants to tell the Greeks their heading for the door?Just saying like.
where there's chaos, there's cash !
I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!
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'And then he said' <laughs uncontrollably> ,Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post
'then said...oh my...then he hahaha....said'
'No more boom and bust'(\__/)
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DC: Hey, you'll love this, there's this black guy, and he walks in to a bar . . .Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post
AM: Ja?
BO: So, guys, what are we talking about?
NS: Oh, nossing.Comment
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DC : "So Kermit............you and Miss Piggy here still getting along okay??"Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post
NS : "Mais Oui. She smells a bit but she has a heart of Gold!"“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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