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Ruprect replied

4 November 2011, 22:27
Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post

Titter ye not nicholas titter ye not
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Old Greg replied

4 November 2011, 22:11
Rumpelstiltskin is my name.
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shaunbhoy replied

4 November 2011, 11:57
Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post

DC : "So Kermit............you and Miss Piggy here still getting along okay??"

NS : "Mais Oui. She smells a bit but she has a heart of Gold!"
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wobbegong replied

4 November 2011, 11:43
Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post

DC: Hey, you'll love this, there's this black guy, and he walks in to a bar . . .
AM: Ja?
BO: So, guys, what are we talking about?
NS: Oh, nossing.
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TheFaQQer replied

4 November 2011, 11:42
DC: Oi, Sarko - how's the wife and my kid?
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EternalOptimist replied

4 November 2011, 11:28
Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post

'And then he said' <laughs uncontrollably> ,
'then said...oh my...then he hahaha....said'
'No more boom and bust'
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Arturo Bassick replied

4 November 2011, 11:28
one potato, two potato, three potato four. Who wants to tell the Greeks their heading for the door?
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MarillionFan replied

4 November 2011, 11:25
Ha ha ha ha. How's Adolf, you cheese eating surrender monkey.
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MarillionFan replied

4 November 2011, 11:25
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

How much does a Greek urn?

I don't know. But lets halve it anyway.
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d000hg replied

4 November 2011, 11:24
Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post

You may kiss the bride.
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TimberWolf replied

4 November 2011, 11:22
Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post

How much does a Greek urn?
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Spacecadet replied

4 November 2011, 11:21
Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post

I think we'll hang on to the Elgin Marbles for a little while more!
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minestrone replied

4 November 2011, 11:16
Cameron "Put your money back in your pocket, we can afford to buy this round"
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TimberWolf replied

4 November 2011, 11:15
Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post

We've done a deal behind closed doors that will surprise you and the City, Rosbeef.
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Arturo Bassick replied

4 November 2011, 11:14
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Fiver say the next Greek Prime Minister is Stavros Flatley.

You made oi larrf!!
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