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    #11
    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    You lie - I know he's real. I know people that work with him
    That's Sasguru!!!

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      #12
      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      I'm just keeping my head down.

      Last week across the water!
      How's your negotiations going for your 80k local one going?
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #13
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        How's your negotiations going for your 80k local one going?
        Bloody agents, what more need I say?

        In the meantime, my next project looks likely to be "No mobile phones, no access to the internet and about six months to get the clearance!"

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          #14
          Originally posted by Churchill View Post
          That's Sasguru!!!
          you dont mean...

          omg. I missed the chance to put some barbed wire up his bum




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            #15
            Originally posted by Churchill View Post
            Bloody agents, what more need I say?

            In the meantime, my next project looks likely to be "No mobile phones, no access to the internet and about six months to get the clearance!"
            Always good fun.

            Especially when they let you start, but you can't have a login, can't look at anything, have no access to the outside world, and need to be escorted everywhere

            I spent three months reading the Oracle manuals once

            Eventually, I got a machine with no access to anything, so I spent the time setting my own Sudoku's in Excel
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              #16
              Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
              Always good fun.

              Especially when they let you start, but you can't have a login, can't look at anything, have no access to the outside world, and need to be escorted everywhere

              I spent three months reading the Oracle manuals once

              Eventually, I got a machine with no access to anything, so I spent the time setting my own Sudoku's in Excel
              Yep, been cleared before. Should be interesting to see how far they dig for this one... Oi CM, that Great-Aunt of yours...

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                #17
                Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                Yep, been cleared before. Should be interesting to see how far they dig for this one... Oi CM, that Great-Aunt of yours...
                I thought you were already SC cleared. Doesn't it just roll over from one contract to the next or do you need to go through it for each one?
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  I thought you were already SC cleared. Doesn't it just roll over from one contract to the next or do you need to go through it for each one?
                  Might do, might not.

                  It might be different these days, with the new agency, but in the past some didn't trust each other to do a proper check. Every time I've had it (apart from the first), it's needed to be started again because they couldn't rely on the previous organization to do it "right" (or meet their standards, or some such).
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                    #19
                    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                    Is anyone else scared for the economy when they see companies thinking that getting Wilmslooooooooooooooooooooooooow to coach people is a good idea???
                    Oh, I thought it was a course to make HIM smart.
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                      I thought you were already SC cleared. Doesn't it just roll over from one contract to the next or do you need to go through it for each one?
                      There is a sticky for this and you could search it!!!
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