Banana yogurt...

[gingerjedi]

... on the front of my trousers, feck.

[Spacecadet]

... on the front of my trousers, feck.

If anyone asks just say it's cum, at least you won't look like a clumsy fool then

[Mich the Tester]

Wash it off quickly; a big wet patch on your trousers is much easier to explain away than encrusted white stains.

[FiveTimes]

what sort of man eats banana yogurt ? You should be ashamed

Next time bring a yorkie or a marathon

[gingerjedi]

Wash it off quickly; a big wet patch on your trousers is much easier to explain away than encrusted white stains.

Did it at 7am this morning when I got in and thought I'd got rid of it, it's a sort of faded crusty stain already.

You can hide a little wee dribble by splashing extra water but not this, glad I brought the long coat in.

[Wodewick]

... on the front of my trousers, feck.

ishingmyselfslappingfloor:ishingmyselfslappingfloor:

<Mmmmph> Sorry to hear that <Mmmmph>

[doodab]

You can hide a little wee dribble by splashing extra water but not this, glad I brought the long coat in.

A long coat and a crusty crotch stain will be much more convincing.

[MaryPoppins]

it's a sort of faded crusty stain already.

Let's hope your crotch doesn't get too much attention this afternoon then.

[Pondlife]

... on the front of my trousers, feck.

Of course you did.


Actually, we're not the ones you need to lie to convince.

[doodab]

I always used to like it when I bought my morning cappuccino and a little bit of the foam would spurt out when the girl put the lid on. It was especially satisfying if it hit her in the face.