Banana yogurt...

[Arturo Bassick]

I add Jordans nut crunch. Yum

<snigger> Stop digging............. and she is called Katie Price these days. Fnaar.

[Old Greg]

No it really is a Muller custard flavoured ejaculate (on offer for 30p at Asda), I add Jordans nut crunch. Yum

I wouldn't have been eating it if they were full price, got a weeks worth.

Yes, we get it.

[Churchill]

No it really is a Muller banana custard flavoured yogurt (on offer for 30p at Asda), I add Jordans nut crunch. Yum

I wouldn't have been eating it if they were full price, got a weeks worth.

Do you know how you can spot the villain on a cop show?

The never shut up. They keep yapping on hoping that they've convinced the interrogator...

[gingerjedi]

Urban Dictionary: banana yoghurt

No it really is a Muller banana custard flavoured yogurt (on offer for 30p at Asda), I add Jordans nut crunch. Yum

I wouldn't have been eating it if they were full price, got a weeks worth.

[Old Greg]

Urban Dictionary: banana yoghurt

Banana Yoghurt

A colloquial for ejaculate. Used jocularly
"He's keen on banana yoghurt" meaning that he likes to suck cock. Often simply meaning "he's Gay", even if not factually accurate about liking semen.

[doodab]

I always used to like it when I bought my morning cappuccino and a little bit of the foam would spurt out when the girl put the lid on. It was especially satisfying if it hit her in the face.

[Pondlife]

... on the front of my trousers, feck.

Of course you did.


Actually, we're not the ones you need to lie to convince.

[MaryPoppins]

it's a sort of faded crusty stain already.

Let's hope your crotch doesn't get too much attention this afternoon then.

[doodab]

You can hide a little wee dribble by splashing extra water but not this, glad I brought the long coat in.

A long coat and a crusty crotch stain will be much more convincing.

[Wodewick]

... on the front of my trousers, feck.

ishingmyselfslappingfloor:ishingmyselfslappingfloor:

<Mmmmph> Sorry to hear that <Mmmmph>

[gingerjedi]

Wash it off quickly; a big wet patch on your trousers is much easier to explain away than encrusted white stains.

Did it at 7am this morning when I got in and thought I'd got rid of it, it's a sort of faded crusty stain already.

You can hide a little wee dribble by splashing extra water but not this, glad I brought the long coat in.

[FiveTimes]

what sort of man eats banana yogurt ? You should be ashamed

Next time bring a yorkie or a marathon

[Mich the Tester]

Wash it off quickly; a big wet patch on your trousers is much easier to explain away than encrusted white stains.

[Spacecadet]

... on the front of my trousers, feck.

If anyone asks just say it's cum, at least you won't look like a clumsy fool then

[gingerjedi]

... on the front of my trousers, feck.