General Anaesthetic

[Wodewick]

.......I thrashed about so much they had to tie me down

Foreplay??

[craig1]

The last time I was under they gave me morphine and I was throwing everything up for 24 hours afterwards. They had to put me on an IV drip to get the normal painkillers into my system as well as fluids.

[cailin maith]

You're much better with Rohypnol though.

Ooops...

Foreplay??

[Wodewick]

You're much better with Rohypnol though.

Ooops...

Foreplay??

A threesome!!!

[Churchill]

A threesome!!!

Pas ce soir Joséphine.

[Wodewick]

Pas ce soir Joséphine.

lambinez-vous puis de copain

[Churchill]

lambinez-vous puis de copain

Je ne suis pas votre compagnon!

[Wodewick]

Je ne suis pas votre compagnon!

correct assez loyalement mon aquaintaince éloigné

[d000hg]

Yep, opioid painkillers will give you constipation. May also cause diarrhoea.

Now that would be an interesting combination. Pockets of high-pressure gas and liquid blocked between constipation 'corks'.

[gingerjedi]

I had sedation whilst having the inside of my lower bowel examined.

I woke up just before the end & can still remember seeing sommat or other on the monitor.

You big wuss, last time I had a colonoscopy they got the tube right around to my small intestine and I elected to forgo any sedation as I had to pick my car up from an MOT.