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    #21
    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Had a long slow five knuckle shuffle the disabled loo's with out the pressure of having do the deed quick so as not to miss anything on the forums. Must be other forum users at our place. Some one trying door every couple of mins!!
    always annoying and puts you off the vinegar stroke

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      #22
      The good news is that the spike that wiped out CUK for a bit seems to have destroyed the Suitybot.

      I'm waiting with bated breath for today's latest update
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        #23
        Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
        The good news is that the spike that wiped out CUK for a bit seems to have destroyed the Suitybot.

        I'm waiting with bated breath for today's latest update
        He's either
        a) had a breakdown
        b) given the time out from CUK actually been able to concentrate on work long enough to fix his predicament
        Coffee's for closers

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          #24
          Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
          He's either
          a) had a breakdown
          b) given the time out from CUK actually been able to concentrate on work long enough to fix his predicament
          1 has always been my lucky number.
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            #25
            Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
            Had a long slow five knuckle shuffle the disabled loo's with out the pressure of having do the deed quick so as not to miss anything on the forums. Must be other forum users at our place. Some one trying door every couple of mins!!
            Did the loo have a mirror?
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              #26
              Originally posted by Paddy View Post
              Did the loo have a mirror?
              No no no no no. Wrong.
              While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                #27
                Bit embarrassed to say but.... I didn't notice I was doing something else.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Paddy View Post
                  Did the loo have a mirror?
                  It does but it is above the basin to the side but if I stand on the edge of the loo bowl and lean forward against the door I can just see the action in the mirror. Problem is once I have blown my load all over the floor beneath me I find myself suspended rather precariously at a 30% degree angle above the fruits of my labour, trousers round my ankles and little chance of an elegant dismount. The task in hand now is to attempt to fall on the floor face first but get enough sideways momentum to avoid landing face first in a quickly cooling pool of my man fat.....

                  You would have thought they would have put more thought in to designing disabled loo's
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                    #29
                    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                    It does but it is above the basin to the side but if I stand on the edge of the loo bowl and lean forward against the door I can just see the action in the mirror. Problem is once I have blown my load all over the floor beneath me I find myself suspended rather precariously at a 30% degree angle above the fruits of my labour, trousers round my ankles and little chance of an elegant dismount. The task in hand now is to attempt to fall on the floor face first but get enough sideways momentum to avoid landing face first in a quickly cooling pool of my man fat.....

                    You would have thought they would have put more thought in to designing disabled loo's
                    That was worryingly convincing.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
                      He's either
                      a) had a breakdown
                      b) given the time out from CUK actually been able to concentrate on work long enough to fix his predicament
                      No he's back. Like a boomarang. Like a bed penny. Like a homesick turd clinging to your leg. Like a...

                      You get the drift.
                      What happens in General, stays in General.
                      You know what they say about assumptions!

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