What's wrong with Turkey?

[TheFaQQer]

I once had a spit roast. Very messy.

The key is not to be in the middle, apparently.

[Freamon]

Wife wants a cooked Ham and a buffet for guests this year, I like to stick to tradtional values.

This looks ideal to me:

[DimPrawn]

I'd like to point out that this thread was merely an excuse for a rib tickling play on the thread title "What's wrong with China?"

HTH

[wobbegong]

I'd like to point out that this thread was merely an excuse for a rib tickling play on the thread title "What's wrong with China?"

HTH

Never mind that my lad, you're "hoist with your own petard". Will you or will you not talk turkey, Sir?

[Churchill]

This looks ideal to me:

That looks terribly dry to me. I'd want shedloads of gravy!

[Freamon]

That looks terribly dry to me. I'd want shedloads of gravy!

You don't cook it in the gravy...

[Churchill]

You don't cook it in the gravy...

I'm talking about eating the f*cker!

[FiveTimes]

That looks terribly dry to me. I'd want shedloads of gravy!

But what type of gravy ? Chicken, turkey, vegetable gravy ?

Tough decisions....

[wobbegong]

But what type of gravy ? Chicken, turkey, vegetable gravy ?

Tough decisions....

Neither, turkey gravy. Oh and sprouts (fresh, not frozen).

[Pondlife]

Neither, turkey gravy. Oh and sprouts (fresh, not frozen).

WhoTF buys frozen sprouts?

Why would anyone do that?


One of my housemates when at Uni used to buy frozen rice. I could never work out the point of that either.