Asprin Alert!

[The Master]

I wish I hadn't posted it now because I assumed that Qdos would know what they were talking about, which is why I posted it (hurriedly and without editing it properly). It seems that Bauer and Cotterall think differently since I spoke with them.

Delete your original post and then generations of contractors to come will be forever bemused by this thread.

[Denny]

Delete your original post and then generations of contractors to come will be forever bemused by this thread.

Considering my growing reputation for being the Anna Raeburn of contracting, I think that is wise advice.

[xoggoth]

Clarity? Where government and tax is concerned confusion is the intent.

[Lucifer Box]

Do you think this is a genuine problem or should I keep taking my special pills?

You should be alright as long as you steer clear of this guy.

[Fungus]

Looks like I've arrived late to the party, missed the alcohol, and the drugs, even missed the fight, and found nothing but a pile of vomit on the carpet. Oh well.

[Captain Jack]

Looks like I've arrived late to the party, missed the alcohol, and the drugs, even missed the fight, and found nothing but a pile of vomit on the carpet. Oh well.

It was great while it lasted. Truly a giant of wide-ranging irrelevancy and that's saying something in CUK.

[Denny]

Dear Denny,

I am a Giant Alien Lizard and I am convinced that someone is out to kill me stone dead using a gun fashioned from a giant bamboo, filled with a very crude form of gunpowder, with uncut diamonds as bullets.

Do you think this is a genuine problem or should I keep taking my special pills?

Best Regards,
ZeitGhost.

Look, you cheeky monkey!

People write to me with PMs behind the scenes with their problems. I'm only too happy to oblige with my considerable knowledge and wisdom on matters all things contractor related.

[Denny]

Don't you just hate interferring busybodies?

It's interfering.