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Zoiderman banned (again)
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Hey ZG has a sockie, who'd have thought itOriginally posted by zeitghost99He did.
The Z brand is being devalued.
HTH.
I don't often agree with the miserable old git, but on this point he's quite correct.Comment
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you don't seem that scaredOriginally posted by James Tiberius Kirk View PostHey ZG has a sockie, who'd have thought it
Coffee's for closersComment
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Just would like to know how the parrot attained " should be listened to" status in fewer postsOriginally posted by Spacecadet View Postyou don't seem that scared
bloody favouritism
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Oh, how well I remember the Old Bull and Bush
Where we used to go down of a Saturday night
Where, when anything happened, it come with a rush
For the boss, Mr. Clark, he was very polite
A very nice house, from basement to garret
A very nice house. Ah, but it was the parrot--
The parrot, the parrot named Billy McCaw
That brought all those folks to the bar
Ah! He was the life of the bar.
Of a Saturday night, we was all feeling bright
And Lily La Rose -- the barmaid that was --
She'd say, "Billy, Billy McCaw!
Come give us, come give us a dance on the bar!"
And Billy would dance on the bar
And Billy would dance on the bar
And then we'd feel balmy, in each eye a tear
And emotion would make us all order more beer
Lily, she was a girl what had brains in her head
She wouldn't have nothing, no not that much said
If it come to an argument or a dispute
She'd settle it offhand with the toe of her boot
Or as likely as not put a fist through your eye
Or when we was happy and just a bit dry
Or when we was thirsty and just a bit sad,
She would rap on the bar with that corkscrew she had
And say,
"Billy, Billy McCaw!
"Come give us a tune on your pastoral flute!"
And Billy'd strike up on his pastoral flute
And Billy'd strike up on his pastoral flute
And then we'd feel balmy, in each eye a tear
And emotion would make us all order more beer
"Billy, Billy McCaw!
Come give us a tune on your moley guitar!"
And Billy'd strike up on his moley guitar
And Billy'd strike up on his moley guitar
And then we'd feel balmy, in each eye a tear
And emotion would make us all order more beerComment
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Is that a clue?Originally posted by Zoiderman View PostA thread of my own? Wow, I am deeply touched I haven't bene getting to you all...Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Ah, we've had Godwin's Law, and now the typo police are in attendance.Originally posted by d000hg View PostIs that a clue?
Have I got to you that badly you've sunk to these levels boys?Comment
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WooshOriginally posted by Zoiderman View PostAh, we've had Godwin's Law, and now the typo police are in attendance.Coffee's for closersComment
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ftfyOriginally posted by Zoiderman View Post
Have I got to you that badly you've sunk to my level boys?
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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