Zoiderman banned (again)

[Zoiderman]

The raving felch lord? The jobbing carpenter from Altrincham? No wonder he can only afford a 3rd hand sh!tbox merc!

Oh ginge, getting angrier? It was second hand a moment ago? Wow, pretty desperate stuff son.

[James Tiberius Kirk]

He did.

The Z brand is being devalued.

HTH.

I don't often agree with the miserable old git, but on this point he's quite correct.

Hey ZG has a sockie, who'd have thought it

[Spacecadet]

Hey ZG has a sockie, who'd have thought it

you don't seem that scared

[James Tiberius Kirk]

you don't seem that scared

Just would like to know how the parrot attained " should be listened to" status in fewer posts

bloody favouritism

Anyway-

Oh, how well I remember the Old Bull and Bush
Where we used to go down of a Saturday night
Where, when anything happened, it come with a rush
For the boss, Mr. Clark, he was very polite

A very nice house, from basement to garret
A very nice house. Ah, but it was the parrot--
The parrot, the parrot named Billy McCaw
That brought all those folks to the bar
Ah! He was the life of the bar.

Of a Saturday night, we was all feeling bright
And Lily La Rose -- the barmaid that was --
She'd say, "Billy, Billy McCaw!
Come give us, come give us a dance on the bar!"
And Billy would dance on the bar
And Billy would dance on the bar
And then we'd feel balmy, in each eye a tear
And emotion would make us all order more beer

Lily, she was a girl what had brains in her head
She wouldn't have nothing, no not that much said
If it come to an argument or a dispute
She'd settle it offhand with the toe of her boot
Or as likely as not put a fist through your eye
Or when we was happy and just a bit dry
Or when we was thirsty and just a bit sad,
She would rap on the bar with that corkscrew she had
And say,

"Billy, Billy McCaw!
"Come give us a tune on your pastoral flute!"
And Billy'd strike up on his pastoral flute
And Billy'd strike up on his pastoral flute
And then we'd feel balmy, in each eye a tear
And emotion would make us all order more beer


"Billy, Billy McCaw!
Come give us a tune on your moley guitar!"
And Billy'd strike up on his moley guitar
And Billy'd strike up on his moley guitar
And then we'd feel balmy, in each eye a tear
And emotion would make us all order more beer

[d000hg]

A thread of my own? Wow, I am deeply touched I haven't bene getting to you all...

Is that a clue?

[Zoiderman]

Is that a clue?

Ah, we've had Godwin's Law, and now the typo police are in attendance.

Have I got to you that badly you've sunk to these levels boys?

[Spacecadet]

Ah, we've had Godwin's Law, and now the typo police are in attendance.

Woosh

[shaunbhoy]

Have I got to you that badly you've sunk to my level boys?

ftfy