our expenses vs mp expenses

[Mich the Tester]

I wish to state categorically that all lobsters, oysters and bottles of champagne purchased on behalf of MyCo have been used strictly for the purpose of maintaining business relations with important figures in the fields of business MyCo serves.

[northernladuk]

Oi, he's ours now, go and find your own retard!

He is right Mal, no helping him now. Let's go back to the prof forums and go find some numpty asking questions about SC clearance to pick on instead.

[Jeystone]

Oi, he's ours now, go and find your own retard!

so does that mean I have been accepted?

[Churchill]

so does that mean I have been accepted?

Sorry mate, there're that many black balls it's like looking in the bottom of a rabbit's hutch!

[Pondlife]

so does that mean I have been accepted?

Jeystone

Nervous Newbie

Jeystone is slower than a 486

[Jeystone]

Sorry mate, there're that many black balls it's like looking in the bottom of a rabbit's hutch!

what's a black ball? other retards? my kind?

[northernladuk]

Oi, he's ours now, go and find your own retard!

Actually I think you are quite welcome to this one... The force is most definitely not strong with him!

Enjoy!!!

[d000hg]

I can't see it. MP's do have strict guidelines that some of them decided to abuse. The result is many slapped hands, a couple of ruined careers and some of them sent to gaol. The same would happen to us if we abused the system. There is a slight question of how hard they would come down on us compared to MP's but that is so old and boring it is hardly worthy of discussion.

Also, they are looked at as more like an employee claiming expenses, we are viewed using company taxation and company director law. Totally different rules.

[TheFaQQer]

so does that mean I have been accepted?

You'll never be part of the CUK clique, so give up trying now.

[Churchill]

You'll never be part of the CUK clique, so give up trying now.

<shush>You're forgetting the first rule of the clique.... Ah, actually you're not because you don't know it. That's because... You're not in it!</shush>